Chomp A Chump

The Dog Toy You Never Knew You Needed!

Part Dog Toy. Part Political Gag Gift. 100% Hilarious!

Squeaky Dog Chew Toy

This polyester-cotton & Canvas chew toy comes with a fuzzy Russian hat and floppy arms , perfect for maximum shaking fun for your pup!

Stocking Stuffer

12 inches of fun is the perfect size for any stocking stuffer this holiday season!

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White Elephant Gift

Whether you love him or hate him, this silly dog toy will get a laugh at your upcoming holiday White Elephant Gift Exchange!

Election Collectible

This one of a kind dog toy is full of hilarious art work and puns, making it a great collectible for the politically educated friends and family members who would appreciate the novelty of this wanna be dictator!

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